I don’t mean to be beating a dead horse here but again — if you don’t think SNL is worth watching or “isn’t funny anymore” you are sadly mistaken… just kidding, it’s terrible. Just kidding, it’s amazing. Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding…

$3.97 — you might expect to see this for a pack of hamburger patties at the market, or maybe a small combo meal at Taco Bell, or even the total with tax for (2) Colt 45 Malt Beverages!

Now, all you get is a f*cking gallon of gas. People that claim this is strictly a market supply/demand problem are gullable. There’s one face to attach to this consipracy — although we should probably just attach a corporate logo instead…

Do you really believe it’s a coincidence that we’ve been waging this war in Iraq for this many years (with no end in sight) to bring freedom and democracy? Are you aware that we’ve now lost as many American lives in this “war” as we did on 9/11?

If you want my opinon, read the bumper sticker on my car in bright yellow font:

NOT FOOLED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

Enjoy some more classic video work from Chi-Hi’s Happening’s “Golden” Era.

For all of you who contend that SNL isn’t worth watching — and for all the countless followers who insist that we need Farley and Sandler to be funny, do you remember when Will Ferrell came along on the “new” cast? How many of the naysayers gave him a chance?

Well, I’ve been a big fan of SNL forever — I’m telling you, not every sketch is hilarious but there’s at least a few each show that are good.

Without further ado, my pick of the recent episodes. Enjoy.

Dave Bush, you’re killing me. I can’t explain how hard it is to watch you murder everything that I know and love about Brewers baseball!

What exactly would you say you’re doing?! I know the bullpen is short and we’re faced with a bunch of sad-excuses for “pitchers” (dare I say “belly-itchers”?) but HONESTLY, can’t we take someone from the Altoona High School team or something? I’m pretty sure any local high school talent could do as well…

Dave Bush (Above).  Now, sit and think about what you just did! REALLY DO IT!