According to some, this is a “fact”. The Daily Show’s Dr. Rob Riggle has more…

I’m not sure why but aparrently it’s a scientific fact that if you cut a frozen pizza into squares it tastes exactly 95% more delicious.

Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!

And for your information… the best frozen pizza money can buy is Jack’s.  Don’t fight it — just accept it.

I’m disappointed to find out that Arby’s has discontinued their “Homestyle Fries” — or for the layman… the “straight” fries. Now there’s no variety in your fry mood, just one option like the rest of the places. “Well, who cares curly fries are awesome!”, you might say. I preferred the homestyle because the curly fries are so much greasier. In fact it seems like there is a whole lot more fat and grease and less potato. I love my potatoes and I’m a big fan of fresh french fries. While we’re on the topic does anyone else love the “Fresh Fries” stand at the Northern Wisconsin State Fair as much as me? THAT my friend is reason for celebration.

I should mention that this decision is based on a per-franchise decision… so it’s possible that your local Arby’s hasn’t ruined our freedom just yet. I’ll be looking for an Arby’s in the Madison area this weekend when I’m out of town — I’ll provide any good news as an update.

So with that, my rankings are as follows:

KINGS OF FRYDOM

1. “Fresh Fries” at NWSF

2. Arby’s (Deceased) Homestyle French Fries

3. Culver’s French Fries

4. Wendy’s French Fries

5. McDonald’s French Fries

[of course, fast food is terrible for you and I do try to avoid it… but we all know that in this day and age that’s not always possible. I’ve got my opinions although I’m not proud that I eat it from time to time..]

I can’t believe I haven’t posted about this already… but I remembered today a favorite moment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. This was from October 2007 and it aired as you see it here…

… his improv is hilarious! This is probably the best moment from the show in the last 3 years in my opinion… simply hilarious! If only I could be as funny…