Can somebody please explain to me why as a Wisconsin resident and Dish Network subscriber I can’t watch my Milwaukee Brewers on television?! Don’t claim to me that it’s because I live close to Minnesota either — that’s horseshit. I want to know why I have to be submitted to endless Twins games while my Brewers are blacked out! Not only that but it’s even harder to watch a Bucks game (granted, they’ve sucked horribly for the last — well, forever).

Enough is enough — stop this, FSN/MLB or whoever is responsible. I refuse to watch the Twinks and I hate the Minnesota Vikings with a passion!

Maybe since we’re close to Canada we should all wave Canadian flags around? Better yet, let’s all speak Spanish because we share a border with Mexico!

It’s an instant classic.

If you haven’t seen it already you’ve missed out… but it’s here to enjoy!

Here’s the song of the day:

“If You See It” by OTJI

It’s a tune by my improv-comedy band called Orbital Tom Jones Illusion. Band members include myself and one Mr. Christopher Kuter.

Enjoy!